Jinks fumed. Jinks seethed. Jinks scrunched up his snout as he tried to think. This did not seem to come easy to the ferret. Darragh folded his arms. Finally, Jinks had an idea. A last-ditch attempt to get Darragh in trouble.
“
Typical lazy, no-good excuse makin’,” Jinks growled, pointing a claw at Darragh. “
Just like a Tookumberry brat to wriggle out of doin’ a proper job. Did yer stinkin’ mouse-fancyin’ mamma teach you that? Or was it yer skivin’ lazy dad? Tchah, yew prob’ly din’t even know ‘im, could ‘ave been any of the ugliest jacks in yer filthy little Tookumberry hovel-town.”
Darragh scowled. So, had it come down to cowardly insults and nonsense about his beloved dear mother, and his entirely honorable father? He knew that Jinks was shooting in the dark - trying various stereotypes about poor stoat families like Darragh’s. It was all to get a rise out of him. It was infuriating that Darragh heard a couple of sniggers amongst the crowd. Clearly there was enough simple-minded prejudice about, that merely mentioning the laziness of Tookumberry folk was enough to entertain a few dullards.
The ridiculous thing was, Darragh had never even
been to Tookumberry. He was a Marquistry Cape native, but he had inherited the lilting accent of his forebears. Darragh knew that would be lost on Jinks though. He needed to win the crowd, not by defending against the accusations, but by getting aggressive himself. A chill rolled down the little stoat’s spine, and before he knew it, words were coming thick and fast from his muzzle.
“It’s pebble-brain Jinks here that’s so skivin’, stinkin’ and dim,
If he joined a circus, the fools wouldn’t even take him!
He’s been bleatin’ and brayin’ all day, but none of it’s true,
There’s nobeast that can say what work it is you even do!
From the moment you were born, you’ve been a cryin’ disgrace,
Your ma was drunk birthin’ you, then died when she saw your face,
Your daddy taught you nothin’, he fled before you grew fur,
So I’ll teach you a lesson in the ring, just call me… sir!”
It wasn’t always that Darragh’s impromptu poetry landed, but in this case, it was a hit. There were plenty of laughs at the rude lyrics, and the braggadocious posturing. Deep down, the crew were still
vermin, and loved it when foul language and fists went flying. Jinks on the other hand looked as though he was having a conniption. It was becoming obvious that even when directly challenged, the ferret was too much of a coward to get into a proper fight.
“
Shaddap! Stop laughing!” Jinks fumed, stamping his foot like a spoiled child. He spied the fox totem, and in a moment of petulant rage, pointed at them accusingly. “
Yew foxes are behind this! Yer encouraging him to defy his betters! See 'ow well that works out for yew in the end!”