The Market Overworked Late-Nights

Just then, a rather sinister looking ferret came up from behind Huckle, emerging from the shadows. Griblo snatched at the overburdened basket and snatched several oranges, chiding the otter as he did so!"

"T'anks for de' grub, mottlefur!"

But what Griblo hadn't noticed due to the large otter fully eclipsing Swifttail, was the silver fox standing in front of his mark. With a "Aw hells...!", he bumped right into Swifttail.
 
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Swifttail shrieked at the sudden intrusion, and stumbled backwards, only to step on one of the fallen oranges, and roll back forward again, careening both fox and Ferret into the giant basket of fruit.
 
Huckle let out a yelp of surprise as the two of them rolled and fumbled, that yelp turning into a small scream as the fruits nocked over onto the floor, the fruits Squishing under the Scuffle. Huckle stood there with a shocked and confused look on his face, his paws and body trembling as he got on his hands and knees, starting to collect the mess of fruits on the floor

" Oh no, Oh no, no, no . . . "
 
Though Callix observed the exchange between the hedgehog and Huckle, she did not have the wisdom to think more deeply on the subject, nor the experience really. Bully had always been a rough and tough place in her youth, friendliness rarely coming without an agenda. She may not have approved of the ill treatment of hardworking citizens, but it was nothing new. She wasn’t aware of any subtler laws being made to protect beasts from exploitation, especially not with the way the ministries liked to run. Even if there were, she wouldn’t have read them. The simple fact was Callix could not read. She also did not intend to learn. She was convinced the moment she learnt the skill, they would shove her behind a desk at MinoJus.

As she prepared to respond to the fox, she was first distracted by the otter’s unpleasant cough and then —

The unfathomable.

Right in front of the Fogey captain of the market district, a ferret had chosen to accost her escortee.

Teeth bared, she drew her truncheon and took advantage of the fact the thief had tumbled into the basket. Callix’s great lizard claw grabbed for the scruff of the ferret’s neck.

“You zneaky beazt! You are under arrest!”
 
Huckle turned over to look at the ferret, his paws slightly tightening up as he continued to collect his fruits. The Otter was always the one who'd try to defuse the situation, giving the benifit of the doubt whenever he could and sweeping things under the rug — No matter how much it dug under his skin. But this time, he ignored it; Finally turning a blind eye out of pure Fear and slight Annoyance

" Hm.. Good Riddence"

The Collector huffed under his breath
 
Swifttail, after his initial stun, picked himself up, and dusted himself off briefly. Then immediately scrambled to help pick up the spilled fruit.

"Gates...'ere lemme help with that"
 
The scruff of his neck still smarted from the fogey's iron grip, but Griblo was already twisting to get a look at his captor. His boots scrabbled on the cobblestones as he craned his neck up at the lizardess with a grimace that tried for innocent, but landed somewhere between "caught mid-theft" and "desperately making it up as he went."

“Oi oi oi, hold yer scales now!” he blurted, tail flicking madly behind him. “This ain’t what it looks like! I wasn’t robbin’ the lad...I know 'im!”

He jabbed a paw vaguely in Huckle’s direction, though it came off more like a twitch than a point.

“We’ve got... an arrangement, see? Special privileges!” he nodded, sweat breaking under his grimy brow. “Fruit privileges! I come by late, I grab a few off the top, he don't mind! Ask ‘im yerself, he’ll vouch for me, I swear it!”

Then he swung his glare toward Swifttail and curled his lip.

“But this ruddy iceblood pops up outta nowhere like some wannabe hero, blocks the path, an’ jumps me like I’m the villain! I wasn’t expectin’ a snivellin’ silver weasel to tackle me on a fruit run, was I?”

He tried to shift his weight like he could wriggle free mid-sentence. It failed miserably.

“Look, let’s just chalk this up to a misunderstanding, yeah? I’ll pay fer the squashed ones, honest. Ain’t no need for cuffs... gates, yer clutchin’ me like I strangled a noble!”

He looked between Callix, Swifttail, and Huckle with a mix of imploring charm and twitchy desperation.
 
Apart of him wanted to take his blade out of his Basket, while another part of him want to cuss him out in way that would make the night Side-eye him for the rest of his day. Instead, the Otter glared at him, the bobbing tiredness being slowly replaced by irrataion.

" . . . Liar"
 
Callix glowered at the ferret in her grasp, truncheon raised. She refrained from striking, forcing herself to listen to his excuses. Had she been another beast, she might have considered his offer to pay for the goods after the fact but, even with what intelligence she had, the law was something she clung to like a lifeline. This did not sound right.

Then came the otter's testimony. Liar.

And the fox's. Thief.

The monitor slowly brought down her truncheon and pressed its end firmly into Griblo's nose. She had learnt that excessive force when she wanted a verbal response didn't help criminals be cooperative in that instance.

"You vill pay for ze vruit you have compromized as vell as a fine of tventy gilderz. If you cannot pay, zen you vill be locked up or I vill sqvash your paws like zis vfruit."
 
Huckle's eyes slightly widened at Callix's threat, his ears slightly pinning back with surprise. He believed in justice, don't get him wrong, but Squishing his paws — Lord have Mercy! Hopefully it's not like one of his melons.. He just might throw up if that's the case

" P-Please no Squashing —"
 
Griblo let out a muffled squawk as the fogey’s truncheon pressed firmly against his snout, forcing his whiskers into an awkward tangle. He wriggled in her grasp, one eye squinting against the pressure.

“Hrrrgh! Easy now, easy! Yer crimpin’ me muzzle, scaley!”

His paws twitched and wriggled in the air like he was a smelt, freshly pulled from Bouillabaisse Harbour.

“Look...I’ll pay the fine, yeah? Happy to settle me debts like a proper citizen. Just need, y’know, an invoice? A paper trail?” He blinked rapidly. “Not got coin on me per se, but I got prospects, see? Liquid assets! Mostly still in the process of becomin’... liquid.”

The truncheon shifted slightly, and he let out a wheezing whimper.

“C’mon, mate! Wot’s three oranges in the grand orchard’s scheme of things, eh? Barely a nibble! Call it a sampling tax!”

He tried to twist his head just enough to catch Huckle’s eye, offering a pleading, sideways smile.

“Go on, tell her we had a deal. Y’don’t want me banged up over a bit o’ citrus, do ye?”

The ferret’s voice pitched up with a mix of charm and panic as he looked between all three of them, tail twitching like a nervous metronome.

“Surely we can be... reasonable!”
 
Swifttail leaned in beside Huckle and gently tapped the otter’s shoulder with a paw, voice low and dry as sea salt.

“This guy is stark raving mad, mate.”

He gave a small nod toward the flailing ferret, then added with a flicker of sly amusement:

“But hey, idea. Get him to owe a premium. Charge him for the wasted time... an’ the headache.”

Then, louder, with a grin:

“Aye, no squishin’ paws now! We can settle this like gentlebeasts!”
 
His eyes slightly widened in surprise, looking over at Swift and looking over at Grilbo and Callix. Huckle has never charged someone for bothering him, no matter how much he didn't like it. The otter looked up at the sky, his eyes slightly widening

" N-No.. We have to get going, I cannot be late"
 
The monitor’s nostrils flared on being called ‘scaley’, her non-truncheon hand squeezing a little harder. With the otter not wanting to press charges and her current mission to assist in escorting him, she made a decision.

“My zquad vill be vatching for you,” she hissed at Griblo. “Zteal in ze market again and zey vill throw you in prison. Do it ven I zee, verret, and I break your faze, yezz?”

Callix dropped him and wagged her truncheon.​
 
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