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The day started in a pile, under a thick, shedding-stuffed duvet.
Hazie liked piles - whether it was foxes or ferrets, rats or cats. He could bear even the worst days on the frontier once horrid isolation had been banished by a comforting embrace. There were many embracing Hazie today, keeping him safe from the frigid weather. Warm. Fluffy. Heavy. A bit smothering.
…he needed to come up for air.
“…Hnrrk. Hnnk!”
He was broad-chested for a pine marten, but Hazie still had the mustelid knack for squeezing and squirming his way through through holes the world never intended mortal beasts to conquer. Yet the more he writhed, the more numerous seemed the protesting limbs clenching and grappling him.
“Erf, stoppit Hazie!”
“Mnnrrfff… too early….”
“Oi… get back… m’pillow’s escapin’…”
Like a shark’s fin breaking the water, Hazie’s snout surfaced for but a moment, heaving a ragged breath before being pulled below once more. A pine marten leg managed to kick out from the other end of the pile, but it quickly retreated from the cold air of a typical Vulpinsulan Dismembre morning.
Knock, knock. A voice, muffled, behind the cabin door.
“Amis? Nous sommes arrivés. Port de Bouillabaisse.”
A vixen’s head, scarred and rugged, poked up from the covers. “Wha’s ‘e say?”
Another head emerged. A handsome rat with a mop of curly headfur. “We’re here. Bully Harbour.”
A stoat jill in her white winter coat, and a silvermitt ferret hob popped up from opposite ends of the pile.
“Too cold.” The jill stated.
“Go away!” The hob called.
“Messieurs? Dames? Êtes-vous prêt à venir maintenant?”
“Gaawwdon Freemont…” The hob swore, flopping his head back. Then, he raised an eyebrow. “Uh, present company excluded?”
A brown-furred thumb-claw-up emerged from the covers, then sank down again.
“Hazie… go see what he wants,” the vixen moaned, rubbing her eyes.
“Mmnnghh…” came a distinctly unhappy reply.
“Come on, lazy Hazie!” The rat cajoled, pulling on a thick fluffy brown tail. “Go forth, our dauntless leader!”
“Shove off… tha’ss an order… boil yer head…”
The four other beasts exhanged looks, and wicked grins. Five minutes later, stuffed haphazardly into his uniform, both arms wrapped around his shivering chest, Hashwin Freemont, Captain of the 3rd Company, 7th Battalion of the Imperial Army, Prospective Heir to the Titles, Lands and Styles of the House of Freemont, and Hero of the Imperium was shoved firmly out of the ship’s cabin, missing one boot and swearing copiously.
“It’s freezing out here you bastards!” Hazie roared. The door slammed behind him, muffling a raucous cacophony of laughter. “Hang the lot of you! Heartless rotters!”
Stomp-padding unevenly between boot and footpaw, Hazie came out onto deck, and took his first breath of Bully Harbour air in eight years. Then he promptly rushed to the side to dry-retch. The bouquet was something between rotting fish, boiling leather, a tar pit and a bog. It took a little getting used to.
“Aurff… rancid horrid bloody sludge pit of a town! How I have missed you… that is to say. Hrrk. When’s my next holiday?” Hazie snarked to himself.
“Monsieur?”
A paw landed on Hazie’s back. Instantly, the pine marten drew himself up, puffing out his chest a little, his queasy expression slipping into an easy smile. He held out his paw for the captain of the Alkamarian trading ship La Tortue to shake. “Ah, ca-pi-taine! Well, we’re here in one piece. Any anchoring you can walk away from, eh? Top rate. Well, you have your payment, and again, I am sorry about what my troops did to your antique clock. I am certain I’ve seen the exact same one in Amarone though, and I promise once I’m home, I’ll have the necessary parts mailed to you by Misertrosse Express.”
The captain was a weasel, with brooding eyes and a salt-licked long coat that swished behind him dramatically wherever he went. He spoke no Vulpinsulan, and Hazie was only third best in the unit when it came to interpreting the captain’s terse Alkamarian. It had been hard going, but they had overcome their mutual distrust to make a deal. When the 3rd Company had missed their official transport back home from Pricklee Pointe (there had been a nasty rumour the Blackship had absconded to Magh for a holiday, but the paperwork had proved that false), Hazie had been forced to adapt and improvise to get them home. There had been a lot of gesticulating, and one or two diagrams, but finally Hazie had bought them passage to Bully Harbour aboard La Tortue, which had been stopping in at Pricklee to trade rum, candles, oil, and salt. The troops had confidently translated the ship’s name to ‘The Torture’, and after enduring a storm at sea, Hazie could hardly be bothered to find a more accurate meaning. Now, a few weeks later with the last of his spending gilders vanished, he was almost on his way to almost going home to the Freemont estate in Amarone.
The captain slowly, uncertainly shook Hazie’s paw. The ship was being towed by a few strong beasts in dinghies to pull up alongside one of the civilian piers, and as Hazie turned to gaze out at the harbourside shops and warehouses, he smiled, his face going a bit dopey and blank. In truth, he was glad nobeast knew he was coming here today. His family probably would have thrown some kind of triumph parade, and every Ministry would have been vying for his endorsement. Join the Smudgies, Hero Approved! I’m Hashwin Freemont, and the Stoatorian Guard is my favourite paramilitary faction in the Imperium! A dead bore, the lot of it. Instead, he would pay for a room at the Bilge in the Bucket - he’d heard it was the place to go for some local colour - and enjoy a quiet night among the honest working beasts of the Imperium, before he had to drag himself back to Amarone.
Hazie’s smile faded, as he scanned the docks. There was something prickling the back of his neck, a feeling he had come to trust from years spent surviving all the Mahsterious Sahthern Cahntinent had thrown at him. He felt like he was being watched - and, he was right.
Though he didn’t know it, a fox was observing him through a spyglass from the roof of a dockside warehouse. The fox noted the Alkamarian name engraved on the back of the trading ship, and the military uniform of the formidable pine marten on the deck. This information was quickly relayed by whispers and paw-signals, up the alleys of the harbour and into the pointed, black-velvet ears of senior foxes, who cared more about spinning tales of foreign invasion to bolster the support of their lackeys than actually being able to identify the profligate variety of uniforms used by the Imperium’s armed forces.
Yet more unfriendly eyes were watching La Tortue. A contingent of burly beasts armed with clubs and metal knuckles were getting into character, walking around the docks, chatting with merchants, keeping one eye out for The Signal. There were debts to be paid, ledgers to be balanced, and scores to be settled. The captain of La Tortue would not have dared show his face so boldly here… unless he had a card up his sleeve. The debt collectors were eager for him to play it - they too had caught a glimpse of Hazie, and he looked like he’d put up a good, juicy fight.
Hazie stared as the gangplank was lowered. Though his expression was gormlessly blank and his tongue blepped from his muzzle, his mind was working fast. He had spotted the armed beasts. He even had a hunch there was more he wasn’t seeing - his eyes darted from open windows to wafting clothes hung up on merchant stalls, trying to spot the glint of an arrowhead or a reflection off armour. Sharpshooters here could cause a bloodbath.
Hazie didn’t know why there was a battle brewing on the pier, but using his troops to quell it would be a nightmare to explain to HQ. Better the 3rd Company kept a low profile, marched quickly to the barracks, and let the Fogeys deal with it.
That was when the captain of La Tortue leapt up onto the gunwale of his ship and bellowed down something unrepeatable in either Alkamarian or Vulpinsulan. Hazie wasn’t sure what he was saying precisely, except there were a lot of curses, possibly references to the debt collector’s mother, and more importantly, Hazie’s name. The weasel was even gesticulating at him, and beaming with both pride, and maniacal bloodlust.
“You know, I’m starting to think I missed a rather important part of the deal we made,” Hazie said.
((OOC: This is open to all! We'll have a round of intro posts before battle commences!!))
Hazie liked piles - whether it was foxes or ferrets, rats or cats. He could bear even the worst days on the frontier once horrid isolation had been banished by a comforting embrace. There were many embracing Hazie today, keeping him safe from the frigid weather. Warm. Fluffy. Heavy. A bit smothering.
…he needed to come up for air.
“…Hnrrk. Hnnk!”
He was broad-chested for a pine marten, but Hazie still had the mustelid knack for squeezing and squirming his way through through holes the world never intended mortal beasts to conquer. Yet the more he writhed, the more numerous seemed the protesting limbs clenching and grappling him.
“Erf, stoppit Hazie!”
“Mnnrrfff… too early….”
“Oi… get back… m’pillow’s escapin’…”
Like a shark’s fin breaking the water, Hazie’s snout surfaced for but a moment, heaving a ragged breath before being pulled below once more. A pine marten leg managed to kick out from the other end of the pile, but it quickly retreated from the cold air of a typical Vulpinsulan Dismembre morning.
Knock, knock. A voice, muffled, behind the cabin door.
“Amis? Nous sommes arrivés. Port de Bouillabaisse.”
A vixen’s head, scarred and rugged, poked up from the covers. “Wha’s ‘e say?”
Another head emerged. A handsome rat with a mop of curly headfur. “We’re here. Bully Harbour.”
A stoat jill in her white winter coat, and a silvermitt ferret hob popped up from opposite ends of the pile.
“Too cold.” The jill stated.
“Go away!” The hob called.
“Messieurs? Dames? Êtes-vous prêt à venir maintenant?”
“Gaawwdon Freemont…” The hob swore, flopping his head back. Then, he raised an eyebrow. “Uh, present company excluded?”
A brown-furred thumb-claw-up emerged from the covers, then sank down again.
“Hazie… go see what he wants,” the vixen moaned, rubbing her eyes.
“Mmnnghh…” came a distinctly unhappy reply.
“Come on, lazy Hazie!” The rat cajoled, pulling on a thick fluffy brown tail. “Go forth, our dauntless leader!”
“Shove off… tha’ss an order… boil yer head…”
The four other beasts exhanged looks, and wicked grins. Five minutes later, stuffed haphazardly into his uniform, both arms wrapped around his shivering chest, Hashwin Freemont, Captain of the 3rd Company, 7th Battalion of the Imperial Army, Prospective Heir to the Titles, Lands and Styles of the House of Freemont, and Hero of the Imperium was shoved firmly out of the ship’s cabin, missing one boot and swearing copiously.
“It’s freezing out here you bastards!” Hazie roared. The door slammed behind him, muffling a raucous cacophony of laughter. “Hang the lot of you! Heartless rotters!”
Stomp-padding unevenly between boot and footpaw, Hazie came out onto deck, and took his first breath of Bully Harbour air in eight years. Then he promptly rushed to the side to dry-retch. The bouquet was something between rotting fish, boiling leather, a tar pit and a bog. It took a little getting used to.
“Aurff… rancid horrid bloody sludge pit of a town! How I have missed you… that is to say. Hrrk. When’s my next holiday?” Hazie snarked to himself.
“Monsieur?”
A paw landed on Hazie’s back. Instantly, the pine marten drew himself up, puffing out his chest a little, his queasy expression slipping into an easy smile. He held out his paw for the captain of the Alkamarian trading ship La Tortue to shake. “Ah, ca-pi-taine! Well, we’re here in one piece. Any anchoring you can walk away from, eh? Top rate. Well, you have your payment, and again, I am sorry about what my troops did to your antique clock. I am certain I’ve seen the exact same one in Amarone though, and I promise once I’m home, I’ll have the necessary parts mailed to you by Misertrosse Express.”
The captain was a weasel, with brooding eyes and a salt-licked long coat that swished behind him dramatically wherever he went. He spoke no Vulpinsulan, and Hazie was only third best in the unit when it came to interpreting the captain’s terse Alkamarian. It had been hard going, but they had overcome their mutual distrust to make a deal. When the 3rd Company had missed their official transport back home from Pricklee Pointe (there had been a nasty rumour the Blackship had absconded to Magh for a holiday, but the paperwork had proved that false), Hazie had been forced to adapt and improvise to get them home. There had been a lot of gesticulating, and one or two diagrams, but finally Hazie had bought them passage to Bully Harbour aboard La Tortue, which had been stopping in at Pricklee to trade rum, candles, oil, and salt. The troops had confidently translated the ship’s name to ‘The Torture’, and after enduring a storm at sea, Hazie could hardly be bothered to find a more accurate meaning. Now, a few weeks later with the last of his spending gilders vanished, he was almost on his way to almost going home to the Freemont estate in Amarone.
The captain slowly, uncertainly shook Hazie’s paw. The ship was being towed by a few strong beasts in dinghies to pull up alongside one of the civilian piers, and as Hazie turned to gaze out at the harbourside shops and warehouses, he smiled, his face going a bit dopey and blank. In truth, he was glad nobeast knew he was coming here today. His family probably would have thrown some kind of triumph parade, and every Ministry would have been vying for his endorsement. Join the Smudgies, Hero Approved! I’m Hashwin Freemont, and the Stoatorian Guard is my favourite paramilitary faction in the Imperium! A dead bore, the lot of it. Instead, he would pay for a room at the Bilge in the Bucket - he’d heard it was the place to go for some local colour - and enjoy a quiet night among the honest working beasts of the Imperium, before he had to drag himself back to Amarone.
Hazie’s smile faded, as he scanned the docks. There was something prickling the back of his neck, a feeling he had come to trust from years spent surviving all the Mahsterious Sahthern Cahntinent had thrown at him. He felt like he was being watched - and, he was right.
Though he didn’t know it, a fox was observing him through a spyglass from the roof of a dockside warehouse. The fox noted the Alkamarian name engraved on the back of the trading ship, and the military uniform of the formidable pine marten on the deck. This information was quickly relayed by whispers and paw-signals, up the alleys of the harbour and into the pointed, black-velvet ears of senior foxes, who cared more about spinning tales of foreign invasion to bolster the support of their lackeys than actually being able to identify the profligate variety of uniforms used by the Imperium’s armed forces.
Yet more unfriendly eyes were watching La Tortue. A contingent of burly beasts armed with clubs and metal knuckles were getting into character, walking around the docks, chatting with merchants, keeping one eye out for The Signal. There were debts to be paid, ledgers to be balanced, and scores to be settled. The captain of La Tortue would not have dared show his face so boldly here… unless he had a card up his sleeve. The debt collectors were eager for him to play it - they too had caught a glimpse of Hazie, and he looked like he’d put up a good, juicy fight.
Hazie stared as the gangplank was lowered. Though his expression was gormlessly blank and his tongue blepped from his muzzle, his mind was working fast. He had spotted the armed beasts. He even had a hunch there was more he wasn’t seeing - his eyes darted from open windows to wafting clothes hung up on merchant stalls, trying to spot the glint of an arrowhead or a reflection off armour. Sharpshooters here could cause a bloodbath.
Hazie didn’t know why there was a battle brewing on the pier, but using his troops to quell it would be a nightmare to explain to HQ. Better the 3rd Company kept a low profile, marched quickly to the barracks, and let the Fogeys deal with it.
That was when the captain of La Tortue leapt up onto the gunwale of his ship and bellowed down something unrepeatable in either Alkamarian or Vulpinsulan. Hazie wasn’t sure what he was saying precisely, except there were a lot of curses, possibly references to the debt collector’s mother, and more importantly, Hazie’s name. The weasel was even gesticulating at him, and beaming with both pride, and maniacal bloodlust.
“You know, I’m starting to think I missed a rather important part of the deal we made,” Hazie said.
((OOC: This is open to all! We'll have a round of intro posts before battle commences!!))