Giftsmas Beastie

[Lord Yaro Ashpaw]

Giftsmas Beastie
by Yaro


Giftsmas Beastie
Just slip that sable under the tree for me
Been an awfully good cat
Giftsmas Beastie
So hurry down the chimney tonight


Giftsmas Beastie
A ’54 steel stonebow, please, too, like new
I’ll wait up for you, dear
Giftsmas Beastie
So hurry down the chimney tonight


Think of all the fun I’ve missed
Think of all the jugulars I didn’t twist
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my Giftsmas list


Giftsmas Beastie
I want a garotte
And really that’s not a lot
Kept my patience all year
Giftsmas Beastie
So hurry down the chimney tonight


Beastie, sweetie
One little thing I really need
That bleed, and that sweet little whine
Giftsmas Beastie
So hurry down the chimney tonight


Beastie, darling
Bring me Matti’s death warrant primed and mine
Sign your ‘X’ on the line
Beastie, darling
And hurry down the chimney tonight


Come and trim my Giftsmas tree
With some medications brought from overseas
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me


Giftsmas Beastie
Forgot to mention one little thing, some string
I don't mean as a toy
Giftsmas Beastie
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight