Forum Game: Would You Rather, VI Edition

[Perila Z. Mogul]

In this game, you answer the previous poster's "Would You Rather" question and then provide one of your own for the next user.
As a twist, let's try and keep it VI-themed.
I'll start:
Would You Rather pick and sort the trash out of the Harbor or clean the Bilge latrine?

 

[Lorcan Rainclaw]

It's gotta be sorting out the harbour trash - the original site even had that flash game!

Would you Rather: have to climb to the top of the Hide's mainmast, or serve behind the bar in the Bilge for a night?

 

[Kinza Rainclaw]

Serve behind the bar. No way am I climbing up that thing

Would You Rather: walk through the Slups at night or steal something small from MinoWar?

 

[Perila Z. Mogul]

walk through the slups at night, its hard to imagine theres much of a survival rate for petty thieves of minowar property hah

Would You Rather: Have to sail a ship after getting wasted on cheap grog at the Bilge the night before, or have to perform rigorous Stoatorian Guard drills after twisting your ankle?

 

[SwifttailTheFox]

Drunk sailing a ship after some Grogg with my mates at the tavern? Sounds like a party! Let's goooo!

Would you rather eat a full takeout container of the Bilge's famous non-fish fish sticks, or try your luck trying to bite through one of the Hide's infamous Narcissus' biscuits, with stone, concrete, and flour having been noted as major ingredients?

 

[Duchess Dusk Rainblade]

Non-fish fishsticks, please. Can't be worse than the street food I ate in Beijing and Shanghai (never ask a chuar vendor where they get their meat).

Would you rather sit for a background check and interview performed by a MAUL agent, or be given a full physical examination by a member of the Ministry of Innovation?

 

[Kaii Nashirou]

The latter, at least I can try to reason with them and prove myself smart enough to not get harmed.

Would you rather have to fight against a mob from Slups or fight the crew of The Hide?