Forum Game: Would You Rather, VI Edition

[Perila Z. Mogul]

In this game, you answer the previous poster's "Would You Rather" question and then provide one of your own for the next user.
As a twist, let's try and keep it VI-themed.
I'll start:
Would You Rather pick and sort the trash out of the Harbor or clean the Bilge latrine?

 

[Lorcan Rainclaw]

It's gotta be sorting out the harbour trash - the original site even had that flash game!

Would you Rather: have to climb to the top of the Hide's mainmast, or serve behind the bar in the Bilge for a night?

 

[Kinza Rainclaw]

Serve behind the bar. No way am I climbing up that thing

Would You Rather: walk through the Slups at night or steal something small from MinoWar?

 

[Perila Z. Mogul]

walk through the slups at night, its hard to imagine theres much of a survival rate for petty thieves of minowar property hah

Would You Rather: Have to sail a ship after getting wasted on cheap grog at the Bilge the night before, or have to perform rigorous Stoatorian Guard drills after twisting your ankle?

 

[SwifttailTheFox]

Drunk sailing a ship after some Grogg with my mates at the tavern? Sounds like a party! Let's goooo!

Would you rather eat a full takeout container of the Bilge's famous non-fish fish sticks, or try your luck trying to bite through one of the Hide's infamous Narcissus' biscuits, with stone, concrete, and flour having been noted as major ingredients?

 

[Duchess Dusk Rainblade]

Non-fish fishsticks, please. Can't be worse than the street food I ate in Beijing and Shanghai (never ask a chuar vendor where they get their meat).

Would you rather sit for a background check and interview performed by a MAUL agent, or be given a full physical examination by a member of the Ministry of Innovation?

 

[Kaii Nashirou]

The latter, at least I can try to reason with them and prove myself smart enough to not get harmed.

Would you rather have to fight against a mob from Slups or fight the crew of The Hide?

 

[FinnianBrightfur]

Fight the crew of the Hide, because they'd just tussle with me (and probably let me win!)

Would you rather jump into the frozen waters of Urk for two minutes, or battle a feral shrew for Banana bread?