Tizzi Poof

[Tizzi Poof]

Tizzi Poof
[Character Picture]​

Age	8
Species	Least Weasel
Pronouns	It/
Size	Extremely Miniscule (Extra Small)
Build	Wispy, svelte, incorporeal
Rank	God of Fear and Chaos

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION:​

It appears to be some manner of mustelid, at least in general shape. Whatever fur it might have is caked under layers of mud and grime and a halo of disease particles. Bright, black peepers... peep out from where a face would logically be. Sometimes there is a glint of pink tongue, or yellowed fang. It is capable of grasping things, so therefore it must have paws at the end of its short, stubby little limbs. It has four of them, and a fifth short thing that sometimes wags, right where the rear end would logically be.

When it moves, it's best not to try to apply any logic. It is a whirlwind of dirt and debris, ending seemingly where it begins, its direction never assured until it stops moving. Sometimes it appears to move in all cardinal directions at the same time. This is what some MinoInn scientists are calling "noodle theory".

PERSONALITY:​

*heavy breathing in the shadows*

It enjoys watching. Sometimes, it seems to think it might enjoy participating, especially if there is something loud to clang, something fuzzy to eat, or something large and alive to bite. It also occasionally seems... frieeeendlyyyy...? Especially towards the smaller beasts of the Harbor.

STRENGTHS:​

• Implacable jaw strength. If it bites you, the only way to remove it is with heavy engineering tools, or to entice it with something better to bite, or to wait for it to grow weary and remove itself.
• Zoomy. It is fast. And tiny. And quite good at escaping into places nobeast else should be able to fit, let alone reach.

WEAKNESSES:​

• It is roughly the size of a badger's boot. Pretty much any physical contact with some amount of momentum could theoretically concuss it. How it does not concuss itself as it zooms and zigzags into things is a miracle of nature.
• Bathing.

BIOGRAPHY:​

It was found in the sewers of Bully Harbor, and has escaped. No containment protocols have been observed thus far.

POSSESSIONS/REAL ESTATE:​

• It was once seen wearing a burlap sack. The next day, it was seen eating the sack.
• It is best to assume that it does possess at least one contagious disease.
• A very peculiar smell.

SKILLS:​

Physical	Total Points in Category: 8
Stalking [Proficient] (2)	Maybe it's all the muck in its paws, but it can be extremely quiet when it wants to follow someone.
Fighting Style - Boxing, Weasel Wardance Style [Proficient] (2)	The art of feinting, ducking, weaving, darting and dashing, and the jab (or bite!) to finish it.
Thievery [Proficient] (2)	The art of swiping things from right under someone's nose. Mostly because their nose is plugged up to avoid the smell.
Escape [Proficient] (2)	Could most likely squirm itself under any given door. Only mesh cages can contain it, at least until its saliva works its way through the metal (so the one Fogey claimed to have seen.)

Mental	Total Points in Category: 2
Knowledge: Guttersnipe [Proficient] (2)	It knows the all the quarters where the ragged beasts go, using well the places only they would know.

Social	Total Points in Category: 0
Heavy Breathing [Novice] (0)	Just to make sure you know it's watching you. A little politeness.
Unnerving Presence [Novice] (0)	Critter ain't right.