Nuori Brudenell's transition into a Bully Harbor ruffian was not without its struggles, some of whom the various Imperium guides she once pored over had prepared her for- and some they didn't.
For example, they'd failed to mention that new Imperial Naval safety regulations forbade habitation by crew aboard a Naval ship undergoing intensive repairs, and the ship she'd been assigned to and living aboard since Bugs, Wedding Crashers II, was currently getting the whole of her nose rebuilt after the most recent of a long series of freak incidents that earned her and her predecessor, the ill-fated Wedding Crashers, their names.
The guides also ommitted how difficult it would be to appeal the Office of Naval Affairs for land accomodations. The Imperial Sailor's Guidebook boasted often of the cozy accomodations provided for sailors on shore leave, the monthly rent taken direct from their wages even when the apartment wasn't in use, but never mentioned the hair-pulling, teeth-gnashing bureacracy necessary to set it up.
50 gilders missing from her paycheck every month, but no apartment to sleep in until her appointment with her representative on Naval Affairs in three weeks!
"All booked up 'til then," the office desk lady had said with frigid pleasantry. It was maddening!
Bluddfang had taken to sleeping "on the rope" over at Partridge's, where for a quarter of a gilder one could slump over a taut rope tied end to end in a shed, and when she didn't feel like doing that, curled up on one of the few surviving park benches on the waterfront or slumped in a corner of the Bilge, a mug of the cheapest clasped in her paw.
That was one thing that'd improved since her arrival some months ago... her guts had adjusted to the Bilge swill with repetition, and she could keep it down long enough now to actually get good and properly drunk on a few gilders.
But the rope at Partridge's was starting to smart, and the late night bartenders at the Bilge had begun to grow weary of stepping over or sweeping around her, and after being woken up one too many times on the waterfront by a wino looking for a fight or a thief rifling through her belongings, Nuori- or Bluddfang W. Bluddpaw as she'd taken to calling herself to evade the foxes that sought her family's demise and embrace a saltier, crustier nature- was tired and thinking she'd very much like to accept Aiken's offer of a place to rest now.
And with his being injured in the Opera bombing, she was feeling terribly guilty she hadn't been spending more time with him anyway... and also quite a bit shaken.
She'd never lost a loved one before, and she needed her brother. He was all the family she had right now, all the family she could see at least, and talk to in person, and hold. And all the lost time since he'd left that she wanted them to make up for...
Yep, it's decided, the young stoat thought, dressed in the same stained and sweaty shirt, patchy breeches and scuffed sea boots she hadn't taken off for longer than twenty minutes since arriving in Bully, standing from the park bench to stretch her aching body and throw her bag over her shoulder... she was going to Aiken's.
So off she strode, tipping the floppy hat she'd won in a poker game to the row of early morning junk fishers lined along the harbor's edge, from the harbor all her merry way to the Imperial Condos, dodging morning traffic and sleepy-eyed Fogeys.
She came up to Aiken's door, and knocked loudly, dropping her weight to one hip and tilting her hat rakishly to produce a roguish effect to match the smile on her face, where a freshly-healed scar on her cheek and a missing tooth marked her as a true Bilge regular already, and an honest to none up and coming real Bully Harborian to boot.
"Surfin' couches." Nuori said to herself, and barked a laugh. A fellow barfly and idle sailor had taught her that concept. A good couch bested the standard Naval bunk any day, he'd said.
She was very eager to see if such could be said of Aiken's couch.
For example, they'd failed to mention that new Imperial Naval safety regulations forbade habitation by crew aboard a Naval ship undergoing intensive repairs, and the ship she'd been assigned to and living aboard since Bugs, Wedding Crashers II, was currently getting the whole of her nose rebuilt after the most recent of a long series of freak incidents that earned her and her predecessor, the ill-fated Wedding Crashers, their names.
The guides also ommitted how difficult it would be to appeal the Office of Naval Affairs for land accomodations. The Imperial Sailor's Guidebook boasted often of the cozy accomodations provided for sailors on shore leave, the monthly rent taken direct from their wages even when the apartment wasn't in use, but never mentioned the hair-pulling, teeth-gnashing bureacracy necessary to set it up.
50 gilders missing from her paycheck every month, but no apartment to sleep in until her appointment with her representative on Naval Affairs in three weeks!
"All booked up 'til then," the office desk lady had said with frigid pleasantry. It was maddening!
Bluddfang had taken to sleeping "on the rope" over at Partridge's, where for a quarter of a gilder one could slump over a taut rope tied end to end in a shed, and when she didn't feel like doing that, curled up on one of the few surviving park benches on the waterfront or slumped in a corner of the Bilge, a mug of the cheapest clasped in her paw.
That was one thing that'd improved since her arrival some months ago... her guts had adjusted to the Bilge swill with repetition, and she could keep it down long enough now to actually get good and properly drunk on a few gilders.
But the rope at Partridge's was starting to smart, and the late night bartenders at the Bilge had begun to grow weary of stepping over or sweeping around her, and after being woken up one too many times on the waterfront by a wino looking for a fight or a thief rifling through her belongings, Nuori- or Bluddfang W. Bluddpaw as she'd taken to calling herself to evade the foxes that sought her family's demise and embrace a saltier, crustier nature- was tired and thinking she'd very much like to accept Aiken's offer of a place to rest now.
And with his being injured in the Opera bombing, she was feeling terribly guilty she hadn't been spending more time with him anyway... and also quite a bit shaken.
She'd never lost a loved one before, and she needed her brother. He was all the family she had right now, all the family she could see at least, and talk to in person, and hold. And all the lost time since he'd left that she wanted them to make up for...
Yep, it's decided, the young stoat thought, dressed in the same stained and sweaty shirt, patchy breeches and scuffed sea boots she hadn't taken off for longer than twenty minutes since arriving in Bully, standing from the park bench to stretch her aching body and throw her bag over her shoulder... she was going to Aiken's.
So off she strode, tipping the floppy hat she'd won in a poker game to the row of early morning junk fishers lined along the harbor's edge, from the harbor all her merry way to the Imperial Condos, dodging morning traffic and sleepy-eyed Fogeys.
She came up to Aiken's door, and knocked loudly, dropping her weight to one hip and tilting her hat rakishly to produce a roguish effect to match the smile on her face, where a freshly-healed scar on her cheek and a missing tooth marked her as a true Bilge regular already, and an honest to none up and coming real Bully Harborian to boot.
"Surfin' couches." Nuori said to herself, and barked a laugh. A fellow barfly and idle sailor had taught her that concept. A good couch bested the standard Naval bunk any day, he'd said.
She was very eager to see if such could be said of Aiken's couch.
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