“Aye-aye, Swift! Fall in behind, and watch your valuables,” Darragh said with a tip of his hat and a wink. “Finny, keep a sharp eye out up there! Pickpockets, nutters, Fogeys… anythin’ that looks like trouble.”
Where they were going in the Trenches was not dangerous as far as Bully Harbour went during daylight hours, but still, the stoat slunk and sniffed and glared at suspicious passers-by with an almost overprotective intent. Taking the lead of the pack made Darragh responsible for keeping his posse of foxes out of trouble, as capable as each of them were in handling themselves. He made a low noise and fluffed his black-tipped tail so very menacingly at one ferret that stared for too long, and sent the curious mustelid scuttling away with a nervous dook.
“We might have passed each other by without noticin’,” Darragh mused, turning for a moment to grin at Kaii. “I ain’t been back in a few years. All the more reason to have you visit the ol’ homestead when we get a chance!”
Winding their way back through the market stalls, it wasn’t long before the group arrived at Madam Crowley’s table. There was a foppish weasel sat across from her, dabbing at his brow with a monogrammed pawkerchief and sniffling. He was dressed in a glaring-starched white coat and breeches, a rose in his top pocket and a lacy neckcloth that rode so high on his neck that it kept bobbling with his chattering lower jaw.
“I haven’t been feeling well at all and I just know it’s my humours misaligning, it’s always my humours misaligning every new moon since she left," the weasel was babbling, “Oh, what should I do, Madam Crowley, I’ve only got my manor left in all the world, oh, apart from the summer residence in Tully Shore I suppose, and my bank accounts are languishing, and she took all the silver and my favourite pastry chef, what am I to do, please!”
Madam Crowley looked as though she was trying very hard not to laugh. While her face remained serious, Darragh could see the heavy tablecloth fluttering as she bounced her knee uncontrollably, her tail flicking from side to side. Even her paws were quaking as she took the weasel’s paw and traced a claw on his palm, biting her lip.
“Erm, y-yes, I see in your immediate future, today in fact, you must… beware…” Madam Crowley glanced up, here eyes widening from their usual sly squint as she spotted Darragh and his entourage, her gaze lingering on Kaii in particular. Curious as to what had distracted his fortune-teller, the weasel turned around to face them.
“I think you must beware beasts in a hurry,” Darragh suggested.
“Goodness gracious! A gang!” The weasel exclaimed, popping up from his seat, pawkerchief still clutched in his paws. “It’s a shakedown! You’re here to fleece me dry of what precious little I have left! Just as Madam Crowley predicted!”
Darragh turned to look at his fox friends, then back at the weasel.
Oh, well. If it gets him out of here faster.
“Yes?” Darragh agreed hesitantly. The weasel tzchked at him, fur and tail fluffing up.
“Not today, villain! I don’t believe in charity! Get a real job and leave me alone!” The weasel squealed, and scarpered, zipping through the crowd with an impressive agility for one so apparently highborn. That is, until he tripped, tried to save it with a heavy skip-hop-jump, and planted himself in a wagon full of cabbages.
“…and don’t forget to come back next week, darling!” Madam Crowley called out, as the wagon began to roll away. She scrunched up her muzzle at Darragh. “You’re lucky he paid in advance. What do you want, Darragh? Or were you just here to refer new clients to me?”
At this, the vixen flashed Kaii her most crooked-tooth smile, and beckoned the foxes closer with a ring-laden, long-clawed finger.