- Character Biography
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(Note: This takes place in between Power Rangers Avian Force: The Return of William Wolfcarius and Power Rangers Avian Force.)
William Wolfcarius was walking through the burnt remnants of the great hall where he had trained decades ago, Jitter and Bitter trailing behind him as the awful army of Corvibots flew off into the night sky, searching once more for the Power Coins."I never thought robots essential.
They're crude and unspeakably plain.
But, maybe... they've a glimmer of potential,
If aligned to my vision and brain."
He turned to face his two lackeys, who quickly stood to attention.
"I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a weasel's backside"
"But, Master, I'm a ferret!" Bitter interrupted, while Jitter snickered behind his paw.
"But, thick as you are, pay attention!" Wolfcarius snapped, glaring at the both of them, who quickly saluted.
"My words are a matter of pride."
Wolfcarius approached Jitter and Bitter.
"It's clear from your vacant expressions...
The lights aren't all on upstairs.
But we're talking kings and successions,
Even you can't be caught unawares!"
Wolfcarius turned back around, motioning for Jitter and Bitter to follow him through the hallway.
"So, prepare for a chance of a lifetime.
Be prepared for sensational news!
A shining new era,
Is tiptoeing nearer!"
"And where do we feature?" Jitter asked.
Wolfcarius stopped mid-stride, turning to Jitter.
"Just listen to leader." He replied, patting Jitter on the head a bit too roughly for it to be friendly, before stepping back with his paws outstretched.
"I know it sounds sordid,
But you'll be rewarded,
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared!
Be prepared!"
Bitter clapped excitedly. "Yeah! Be prepared, we'll be prepared!... For what?" She tilted her head.
"For the death of the king!" Wolfcarius explained, holding up a newspaper showing the royal family."
"Why, is he sick?"
Wolfcarius facepalmed. "No, fool, we're going to kill him! And his little son, too!"
"Great idea, Master!" "Yea, who needs a king?!" Jitter and Bitter took each other's paws, dancing around in a circle.
"No king! No king!"
"La-la-la-la-la-la!"
Wolfcarius frowned, stepping forward. He grabbed Jitter and Bitter by their heads before knocking the two vermin into each other. "IDIOTS!" He snarled, tossing his stunned lackeys to the floor. "There WILL be a king!"
Bitter and Jitter sat up, rubbing their heads.
"But Master, you said-"
"When I get those Power Coins, I WILL BE KING!"
Pinching the bridge of his nose, Wolfcarius pulled Jitter and Bitter to their feet. "Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!"
Jitter and Bitter's eyes widened, and they started to dance around excitedly, laughing and howling.
"Alright!"
"Yea!"
"Long live the king!"
"Long live the king!"
Wolfcarius couldn't help but let out a laugh as his lackeys celebrated. What weak minds they had.
"It's great that we'll soon be connected,"
"With a king who'll be all-time adored!"
Wolfcarius smirked and placed his paws on their shoulders.
"Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board.
The future is littered with prizes,
And though I'm the main addressee,
The point that I must emphasize is-"
He tightened his grip on their shoulders.
"You won't get a sniff without me!"
Jitter and Bitter flinched, but relaxed as Wolfcarius released them, now making his way out to the grounds as Jitter and Bitter followed behind, the stoat and ferret skipping and twirling, kicking their legs side by side and arm in arm.
"So prepare for the coup of the century,
Be prepared for the murkiest scam!
Meticulous planning (We'll have food!)
Tenacity spanning (Lots of food!)
Decades of denial (Endless meat!)
Is simply why I'll- (That we'll eat!)"
Wolfcarius stood out in the grounds, arms outstretched as if to grab the moon and the stars themselves.
"Be king undisputed!
Respected, saluted,
And seen for the wonder I am!
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!"
"Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared!
Be prepared!"
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