Private The Docks Much ado about dead beasts, or the importance of being Anithias

The siren was blown closer and closer to the coast. She took her time, it was as calm as the sea and wind. It was a small pretty ship, painted yellow and green, with "Agus-Freitier siren" written in gold letters over a black board on its side. What little crew it had was all on board, clustered in little groups that talked softly among each other.

"I have never visited Vulpinsula", a mouse girl said in Alkamarian to two smartly dressed beasts, a red fox with strange looking ears which seemed to wiggle every once in a while, and a lynx who always had a grin on his snout and was slowly drinking from his mug.

"Oh, you will love it, I went here two times before. What about you monsieur?"

"I was on Vulpinsula before", the red fox said, which seemed to satisfy his two interlocutors.

"I want to see Big Val, and the harbor square", the mouse continued.

"Big Val is a clocktower", the fox noted, with something vaguely disapproving in his voice. The mademoiselle rolled her eyes.

"It's not a clock tower, it's the clock tower, it was named after a beautiful vixen".

Archibald Rightsbeast didn't feel like responding, and the lynx was more than happy to take his place. The fox instead looked over at the approaching coastline. The rows of buildings were getting bigger. They were going a little faster perhaps. The docks didn't seem to have changed much after 10 years.

"Oh, Valora Ryalor, what a tragedy", the lynx continued the discussion. Archibald wasn't listening. He asked for another mug of orange juice when the bartender past their table, and kept his stare focused on the approaching Bully harbor. Ten years, how much can a place change in ten years?

About 15 or so minutes later, the ship stopped, and the red fox stepped off the ship and onto hard stone ground. "Au revoir monsieur, au revoir belle madame", he heard the lynx say. He went straight for the port authority. He thought that his turn would come quickly, but an otter was having some difficulties. Or maybe it was the ferret's fault.

"I just want them to be done with"

The argument about the port of origin continued.

"Do they have to keep me waiting? On today of all days?"

They were now discussing prices. They wanted to test Archibald's patience. He looked around, curiously examining other beasts. More woodlanders, he noticed that right away. What were they doing here? Not something he needed to find out now. His attention shifted from the raccoon talking with another fox, to yet another vulpine stepping off a ship and going straight towards him. There was something familiar about his golden fur, he saw it before and had to memorize it. but why would he have to memorize him? He couldn't have been one of his targets, he would have been dead. Everybody important he knows is in Alkamar. He couldn't remember any golden foxes when he trained in the stoatorian guard. And then he remembered it. The whiny voice of his history professor: "Anithias Freedom, captain of the golden hide from...".
He remembered the painting he was pointing to. He had to memorize it for a test probably. he still remembered it. This fox just happened to look like him. He turned around just in time to see the otter join the raccoon and the ferret smiling warmly at him, clearly eager to be working with somebeast else.

"Port of origin: Cote blanche, beautiful place!",
Archibald was getting tired of useless comments like that.
"What's your name?"

"Anithias Reedom", he said. It was going to do. No use thinking hard about a name he was going to use for, what, a few days at most?

(Private thread between @Archibald Rightsbeast and @Aramaeus Lemon, for any comments send in direct messages or on discord)
 
Aramaeus had just finished yet another tedious ship inspection and was on his way down to turn in his clipboard when a name pricked his ear. Immediately he stopped mid-stride, then flailed and nearly face-planted on the dock as he tried to catch himself. He stared at the todd who'd mentioned the name, hardly able to believe his luck. Was there someone else out there who was a fan of his greatest historical idol? Even if there was a slim chance that there was another admirer of Bully Harbor's most misunderstood mayor, he had to know. "Pardon me," he stated as he approached, eagerness in his eyes, "but by chance were you discussing the late, great Mayor Anithias Freedom, once-captain of The Golden Hide, author of The Beginner's through The Advanced's (Yes, YOU!) Guide to the Imperium and the beast responsible for the popularization of Ye Imperium Navee Handbooke?" He seemed to positively be vibrating with excitement.
 
"We will just need your signature here", the ferret handed the form and a pen to Archibald. He had made the two diagonal strokes of an "A" when an unfamiliar voice began speaking.

"Pardon me," he stated as he approached, eagerness in his eyes, "but by chance were you discussing the late, great Mayor Anithias Freedom, once-captain of The Golden Hide, author of The Beginner's through The Advanced's (Yes, YOU!) Guide to the Imperium and the beast responsible for the popularization of Ye Imperium Navee Handbooke?"

"No", was Archibald's quick and decisive reply. He only realized what must have inspired this outburst once his paw glided up to be on the same level as the top of the A. Anithias Freedom and Anithias Reedom were very similar names. Only one letter difference. He didn't think about the confusion it could possibly cause. He'd wish he did.

"Oh, you have misheard, he said his name is Anithias Reedom"

A rough downward stroke, and then a stroke straight leftward, overshooting the left egg of the A by half a claw at least. The ferret clurk, he thought this was funny, instead of annoying. He glared down at his ugly signature, before shaking his head and letting the clurk take it.

"This is meant to be AR, right?"

"Yes, that's how I sign my signatures when I'm distracted"
 
Aramaeus's face fell. "Oh. Well, Mr. Reedom, may I at least congratulate you on your parents' fortune in their surname and their excellent choice of given name for their kit? Truly, your fortune in your namesake is to be envied. I myself considered taking up the Freedom name, but I was told in no uncertain terms by the clerk that to do so would be career suicide. I commend you for your bravery in maintaining this good name in the face of all the revisionist pressure to erase it."

Aramaeus smacked his forehead dramatically before offering his paw. "How rude of me! Aramaeus Lamont, no relation." He pronounced the name in the Alkamarian fashion, itself sounding to the Vulpinsulan ear remarkably like the name of the fruit.
 
Archibald Rightsbeast turned around to face the voice he already grew to despise. Upon seeing the golden fox who gave him the inspiration for his name, the whole encounter got an explanation. This was a relative or just a look alike of that Anithias Freedom, who grew to adore whoever that Anithias Freedom was and when he heard him introduce himself at the port authority he couldn't help but confront him. It was in a way similar to his family's reverence for the first Rightsbeast, except that, needless to say, they were far more sensible about it and nobody would take their stories of the great Rightsbeast seriously, where as this...this polished golden whelp kit of fortune herself, could harass strangers in the name of Anithias Freedom and others would just chuckle and pass by, probably believing in every single false bit about that old navy manual and being a mayor and what not. In fact, Archibald Rightsbeast began to doubt Aramaeus' words so much that he was sure that Aramaeus got the name wrong, like some accounts of the first great Rightsbeast would often get a detail or two or three wrong, except that Aramaeus got everything wrong.

"Pleasure to meet you Aramaeus La Mont."

The voice was bright. Not cheerful, just positive and courteous. This wasn't the first time he had to tell a complete and utter lie like that.

"This is the first time I hear there's trouble in my name, I will certainly keep both my ears pirked and my snout twitching. And you should think a little about your own safety too"

He shook Aramaeus' paw, and quickly dropped it. He continued down the docks, and turned onto a road that lead straight into the slups. The layout of Bully didn't seem to change much, but its beasts did get quite a bit crazier, if the first 5 minutes were anything to go by.
 
Aramaeus beamed as the fox got the pronunciation of his last name correct. For some reason everyone started calling him 'Lemon', no matter what he did. As the beast turned away, walking toward the Slups, Aramaeus hastened to keep up. "Oh, I certainly do sir," he assured the presumed Mr. Reedom. "If I may, sir, may I treat you to a drink to congratulate you on your return to the city?"
 
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