- Influence
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The fog came down like a second night, thick and quiet as wool over the slurps, smothering the sounds of Bully Harbor’s meanest quarter in a heavy silence that stuck to the throat. Smoke rose lazily from crumbling chimneys and half-smothered firepits, curling like the fingers of some dreaming giant through the alleyways and over the crooked rooftops. Muck clung to every cobble, and the stench of fish guts, moldy grain, and yesterday’s regrets turned the air thick enough to chew. Most decent beasts had gone to bed hours ago, their shutters latched and hearths banked low—but one light creaked into the valley where no lantern should be.
The cart emerged as if it had been carved from the mist itself. It was an aged, many-wheeled contraption festooned with bottles and jugs, strange bundles and charms made of twine and dried roots, and painted planks bearing faded, flowery script. The words were mostly illegible now, but a few could still be made out if one squinted:
"Cures & Curios"
"Elixirs from the End of the World"
"One Swig to Sweeten the Soul"
The cart bobbed gently, amber and gold and greenish-blue, like some lumbering insect with too many eyes, the wheels hissing as they pressed through dew-heavy grass. A squat figure guided it, cloaked and hunched, bristling with twigs and beads and charms that clattered like teeth in the mist. The porter beast hunched low, swathed in strips of black leather and layered cloaks as dark as the sky above. Long fingers gripped the reins like claws, and a great black sack, bursting at the seams, slumped across its back like a tumor. Another bulge rested below it, lumpy and shifting, tied down with coarse twine and bone toggles.
No one had ever seen the porter’s face...not fully. Not that they wanted to.
Occasionally it would let out a horrid chitter-chchchkt, the kind of sound that made teeth itch. When it spoke to its master, it used no words at all, only those squelched and squeaking syllables, dry as parchment and twice as brittle.
The cart glowed warm from within, casting glimmers on rows upon rows of little glass bottles: tall ones like towers, squat ones shaped like onions, twisting ones that looked like sea creatures. Each was filled with a fluid brighter than the last -crimson, violet, turquoise, amber- dyed with roots and petals and strange powders whose names the villagers hadn’t spoken since the grain store burned.
Some beasts still told stories. They remembered the old hedgehog’s last visit. They remembered how he came in quiet, and left just as quick, and how a week later the granary exploded in fire and smoke and screaming. Two had died. Three more never walked right again.
His name was whispered now. Thistle Brambledew. Some say he’s a healer. Others say he’s a death omen. But no beast had ever proven he’s the cause of the fate he towed in his wake.
A low chime rang as the cart stopped in the square. A wooden sign swung from its side, stenciled in looping letters:
• CURES • CHARMS • FATE DIVINED • NO REFUNDS •
Thistle stepped down, his cloak stirring like old leaves. His quills had been tied with dried chamomile and battered feathers. A bone spoon hung from his belt.
He lit a pipe with fingers so thin they looked like dried stems, then puffed it once, twice, and held the match just a little longer than necessary, watching the flame. Then glanced toward the porter, who had gone unnaturally still. Its head twitched sideways and gave a soft, guttural krrk-kreet.
“Aye, I see ‘em,” Thistle muttered in reply, casting his gaze toward the empty windows and tightly locked doors, as if they were portals to another realm. One of deities and fates. “I smell it too. Sickness. Hunger. Old debts unpaid.”
The soft throws of sunbeams stabbed through the waning mist as it hailed a brand new day, though storm clouds lurked on the purple and pink horizon.
He turned and faced the square, lifting his paws wide as if greeting old friends at a funeral.
“Come out, come out,” he crooned into the void, as if laying fourth a dare for anybeast brave enough to tread forth into his web. “There’s plenty t’share... and plenty t’fear.”
A light flared in the back of the cart. His shop was open.
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[OOC: Are you a Slurps local with a bone to pick? A fool with a coin and an ache in your belly? Or possibly a sharper beast with suspicion in your eyes and a dagger in your belt? Step into the fog. Thistle Brambledew has returned to Bully Harbor. And trouble, as always, rides close behind. NPCs welcome and encouraged.]
The cart emerged as if it had been carved from the mist itself. It was an aged, many-wheeled contraption festooned with bottles and jugs, strange bundles and charms made of twine and dried roots, and painted planks bearing faded, flowery script. The words were mostly illegible now, but a few could still be made out if one squinted:
"Cures & Curios"
"Elixirs from the End of the World"
"One Swig to Sweeten the Soul"
The cart bobbed gently, amber and gold and greenish-blue, like some lumbering insect with too many eyes, the wheels hissing as they pressed through dew-heavy grass. A squat figure guided it, cloaked and hunched, bristling with twigs and beads and charms that clattered like teeth in the mist. The porter beast hunched low, swathed in strips of black leather and layered cloaks as dark as the sky above. Long fingers gripped the reins like claws, and a great black sack, bursting at the seams, slumped across its back like a tumor. Another bulge rested below it, lumpy and shifting, tied down with coarse twine and bone toggles.
No one had ever seen the porter’s face...not fully. Not that they wanted to.
Occasionally it would let out a horrid chitter-chchchkt, the kind of sound that made teeth itch. When it spoke to its master, it used no words at all, only those squelched and squeaking syllables, dry as parchment and twice as brittle.
The cart glowed warm from within, casting glimmers on rows upon rows of little glass bottles: tall ones like towers, squat ones shaped like onions, twisting ones that looked like sea creatures. Each was filled with a fluid brighter than the last -crimson, violet, turquoise, amber- dyed with roots and petals and strange powders whose names the villagers hadn’t spoken since the grain store burned.
Some beasts still told stories. They remembered the old hedgehog’s last visit. They remembered how he came in quiet, and left just as quick, and how a week later the granary exploded in fire and smoke and screaming. Two had died. Three more never walked right again.
His name was whispered now. Thistle Brambledew. Some say he’s a healer. Others say he’s a death omen. But no beast had ever proven he’s the cause of the fate he towed in his wake.
A low chime rang as the cart stopped in the square. A wooden sign swung from its side, stenciled in looping letters:
• CURES • CHARMS • FATE DIVINED • NO REFUNDS •
Thistle stepped down, his cloak stirring like old leaves. His quills had been tied with dried chamomile and battered feathers. A bone spoon hung from his belt.
He lit a pipe with fingers so thin they looked like dried stems, then puffed it once, twice, and held the match just a little longer than necessary, watching the flame. Then glanced toward the porter, who had gone unnaturally still. Its head twitched sideways and gave a soft, guttural krrk-kreet.
“Aye, I see ‘em,” Thistle muttered in reply, casting his gaze toward the empty windows and tightly locked doors, as if they were portals to another realm. One of deities and fates. “I smell it too. Sickness. Hunger. Old debts unpaid.”
The soft throws of sunbeams stabbed through the waning mist as it hailed a brand new day, though storm clouds lurked on the purple and pink horizon.
He turned and faced the square, lifting his paws wide as if greeting old friends at a funeral.
“Come out, come out,” he crooned into the void, as if laying fourth a dare for anybeast brave enough to tread forth into his web. “There’s plenty t’share... and plenty t’fear.”
A light flared in the back of the cart. His shop was open.
---
[OOC: Are you a Slurps local with a bone to pick? A fool with a coin and an ache in your belly? Or possibly a sharper beast with suspicion in your eyes and a dagger in your belt? Step into the fog. Thistle Brambledew has returned to Bully Harbor. And trouble, as always, rides close behind. NPCs welcome and encouraged.]